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    a very real world reaction to the superhero concept

    Says the man who calls himself Wolverine

    Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.
    Jeanne Ray (via the-healing-nest)

    james wanted answers to these so

    0: Height 5’7
    1: Virgin? no
    2: Shoe size 4
    3: Do you smoke? no
    4: Do you drink? not really
    5: Do you take drugs? no
    6: Age you get mistaken for no one’s actually guessed my age ever so
    7: Have tattoos? yes
    8: Want any tattoos? many yes
    9: Got any piercings? of course
    10: Want any piercings? been trying to pick the next one for a while
    11: Best friend? don’t have one, maybe james
    12: Relationship status taken
    13: Biggest turn ons idk i’m not an intimate person these days
    14: Biggest turn offs idk either
    15: Favorite movie oh god wow there’s so many
    16: I’ll love you if you can fire a crossbow ;)
    17: Someone you miss haven’t seen james in like a week :(
    18: Most traumatic experience no
    19: A fact about your personality i hate people and i’m an angry person
    20: What I hate most about myself probably everything
    21: What I love most about myself  er nothing
    22: What I want to be when I get older i don’t know yet
    23: My relationship with my sibling(s) he’s o k
    24: My relationship with my parent(s) they’re pretty fkn emotionally abusive not gonna lie but they just bought me dominos so its ok
    25: My idea of a perfect date one where i am in a warm place
    26: My biggest pet peeves LOUD FUCKING CHEWING OMFG
    27: A description of the girl/boy I like frECKLES yep aw
    28: A description of the person I dislike the most i dislike basically everyone
    29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend i lie to everyone haha i’m such a bad person
    30: What I hate the most about work/school i am so lazy i don’t do it
    31: What your last text message says telling me to do this
    32: What words upset me the most idk really :/
    33: What words make me feel the best about myself nothing haha
    34: What I find attractive in women emily browning that is all
    35: What I find attractive in men men who can tell shit like it is and i actually seem to like men who are mean and hate everyone but they kinda of care at the same time (hello daryl dixon)
    36: Where I would like to live canadaaaa
    37: One of my insecurities HA one
    38: My childhood career choice spy of course
    39: My favorite ice cream flavor chocolate
    40: Who wish I could be emily browning 
    41: Where I want to be right now in bed, which i am
    42: The last thing I ate pizzaaaaa
    43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately idk don’t like the word sexy
    44: A random fact about anything um i don’t know